I was a pussy growing up – to put it mildly. I was scrawny, tiny and the youngest in my class all through. Kids picked on me all the time and I couldn’t stand for myself. Mostly, I just broke down and wept – frequently. Tears came easy to me, they held me by the […]
“EISH! YOU GUY! Are your buttocks made of plastic!?” Yes you read it right. No, not chic… that is a “you guy”. Are you done making weird faces? Good, let us continue. That statement may not sound funny, but when it is said in Kikuyu it is hilarious! It isn’t something you would hear randomly […]
Imagine you are me.
1526314_10202602314478299_1448177590_a.jpg It’s Thursday again and here’s today’s weekly dose of The base. Usually, the base is written by one @Ngartia . Scrawny little fella, thinner than the i in iPhone of which he doesn’t own and a guy that can be easily identified by his trademark blue jumper. Today it’s not him that has the […]
Casanova? No, I wouldn’t call him that. He’s just good with the ladies, very good. Maybe mostly because he’s tall ,dark and can sing himself out of anything … apart from knickers. Those he croons into. “…manze sijawai rada mamanzi…” He says that while cutting up a fish finger, the fork pierces it cleanly, then […]
“The best things in life don’t last long: a smokie with kachumbari, a well scripted movie, a good book, sex …” That is what her status update reads like, posted 47 minutes ago. Right after she got out of the shower, clean and moist, before stepping into her white lacy panties, black wire-framed bra and […]