Saturday before last, the second edition of BOGOF this year happened: Tomorrow Is Me. It was at the Amboseli Ballroom in the 5 star hotel Hilton. For those who find the term BOGOF strange, BOGOF is an acronym for Being Only Great of Finesse and BOGOF happens quarterly.
If every child husema babake ni hero, then mbona chances za mabuda kudefend daughters wao zimekuwa ni zero, if wanyama hawajawai jua what the abuse of young one entails, it shows vile humans wako worse than animals chenye wanalack ni long ears and tails. Real men ni wenye wanajua kuimba lullaby to their daughters hadi […]
“I wanna live forever young, do you wanna live forever?” Ambia JayZ kaburi ni jumba lake la maisha, ‘Cause ya ulimwengu yataisha, Smile zitaboeka, beauty itazoeka, Watabomoa ukuta na kisha watajenga ufa, uhai utakufa. Mapenzi itachukia, Kwa world dhambi itakua na ufalme na kifo itakua malkia. Wanyama watagive birth to binadamu, Chuki itatabasamu, Science itacreate […]
Picture this: a skinny twenty something year old dude in a white T-shirt with cool grey illustrations on the front, brown checked pants -conspicuous pants, pants he might have inherited from an early 1920s clown – with a foot and a half long fly, canvas shoes, dark sunglasses and a green homburg hat. Under that […]
The memory of you has become that pastness in our present But we’ve learnt to move on without you because living in the past would be too costly for a developing country And we forgave our leaders at the last National Prayer Breakfast Because they were very sincere in seeking the Lord So this poem […]
The words I speak are unpopular, unwanted and uninvited Oh Lawd, pray I not be misunderstood But then if I am, that too is okay For I speak not in the vulgarity of this regime This regiment armed with phallic extensions calling me a renegade To insinuate that I am dangerous because my body speaks […]