Death is searching for us. Death has been looking for you and me for a while now. Haven’t you noticed? Death has been around the corner waiting for you to pass by. Death will grab you by the shoulders, place his bony arms around your neck and strangle you as he lets out a grimy […]
Let me ask you a question, have you ever been 50? 50 years old. No? Well, let me give you a story. One Sunday last year, my life changed. These are some of the words you do not expect to hear from a 50 year old, but hey; my life changed. I had just woken […]
Saturday before last, the second edition of BOGOF this year happened: Tomorrow Is Me. It was at the Amboseli Ballroom in the 5 star hotel Hilton. For those who find the term BOGOF strange, BOGOF is an acronym for Being Only Great of Finesse and BOGOF happens quarterly.
Kenyan bitches be like “That bitch Vera, changed her skin color! She doesn’t know the darker the fruit, the juicier! Hmm! She probably has a pink vagina and thinks that’s cool! And did you see the boob job she had? OMG! Those boobs are so fake!” Snap snap snap!
Dear IMAX, I don’t know who you fired but it was definitely the wrong guys. A few months ago, I wrote about how awesome you guys were– making cinema accessible and that sort of thing. And I was so looking forward to watching a movie at your cinema but then, some weeks ago, I found […]
In the past year or so, there has been a movement brewing in the Kenyan cinema arena. It’s not just about general audiences getting excited at IMAX complimentaries or guys rushing to the cinema at 7 a.m. to watch a film when it’s cheapest (like some people I know); It’s about what’s going on with […]