Let me ask you a question, have you ever been 50? 50 years old. No? Well, let me give you a story. One Sunday last year, my life changed. These are some of the words you do not expect to hear from a 50 year old, but hey; my life changed. I had just woken […]
Saturday before last, the second edition of BOGOF this year happened: Tomorrow Is Me. It was at the Amboseli Ballroom in the 5 star hotel Hilton. For those who find the term BOGOF strange, BOGOF is an acronym for Being Only Great of Finesse and BOGOF happens quarterly.
Kenyan bitches be like “That bitch Vera, changed her skin color! She doesn’t know the darker the fruit, the juicier! Hmm! She probably has a pink vagina and thinks that’s cool! And did you see the boob job she had? OMG! Those boobs are so fake!” Snap snap snap!
1-STOCKINGS The cold weather is no excuse to stick only to jeans, maxis and pants all the time! That’s boring! If like me you love your dresses short, then stockings are definitely the way to go this season. Worn with anything above the knees, stockings go best with high heels (closed heels- not open-toe ones) […]
The answer: “I AM KENYAN!” used to be the cutest, most profound thing to say; a show of solidarity against tribalism and the fact that tribes will never divide us! Yaaaaaaaay! But then people used that same answer in serious discussions and now to be honest, it’s just a stupid thing to say.
Saturday 10th May, 2014. Around 5:30 pm. PAWA254’s rooftop. The skies are dark as a demon’s heart, rain is pouring as if it has a demolition agenda. Thick heavy drops that hit and go right through my denim pants. It is the characteristic Nairobi rain that hides all day behind a smiling – and mostly […]