THE THREESOME- PART 3

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NOTE: Just in case you missed PART 1 and PART 2

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Don’t judge me; on Sunday night I did the weirdest thing. After watching a few movies with Jerald and way after he had left, I scrolled through my phone for pics of Regina. Weird I know but like I said, DON’T JUDGE ME!

I just wanted to see if I could first stomach the thought of kissing her, because truth be told, there’s no way I’m having sex with someone I can’t even kiss! In most of the pics she had lipstick other than her favorite red and at last, I found a good one in which she’d posed with a model from last month’s Kenyatta University fashion show. In it Regina was smiling and genuinely so, because she had been named designer of the event, even though her model didn’t pocket the title of Miss K.U.

Just for kicks, I edited the photo on my laptop ; cropped out the model and left only Regina’s face and shoulders. She wants wearing any lipstick in the pic but I made it monochrome all the same and truth be told, Regina really is pretty- even her lips didn’t look as big and glaring as they usually do! Looking at her like that, I realized I really had no qualms about kissing her. I mean she wasn’t so bad. I like my girls petite- not that I’ve had many- but my high school girlfriend set the standard.

Plus, the chics I’ve had crushes on are usually petite, so I think it’s my thing. Jerald says I have ego issues because I am short and I can’t stand the thought of a fellow female lover being taller that I am- which is bullshit. I just like petite chics- period. And Regina actually does cut it! She’s slightly taller than I am but we could totally share jeans. Not tops though. She has way bigger boobs than I do. Oh her boobs! No. I can’t tell what I did just yet! I still cringe at the things I have done to Regina’s pics already. Don’t call me a pervert! I’m just trying to be at home with the threesome looming over my head like a forming tornado!

And for the sole reason that I didn’t  want to get any weirder than I’ve already been, on Sunday I had vowed to not think too much about the threesome and just let it happen when it will- because it most definitely will. But till Saturday, I decided to not dwell on the thought.

And it’s not that I have been avoiding people- read Regina-it’s just that, I had two CATs that I really wanted to ace and so I have  leaving class as fast as I could, to lock myself at home to read! And read I have; for real! Okay, part of me has deliberately been avoiding any encounters with Regina. I hate awkward moments!

So you can guess my horror when Wednesday afternoon, Regina texts me and says (not asks- SAYS) that she’s coming over. To my place. Because she has the weirdest favor to ask of me.

I almost laugh out loud. Weird? She obviously has no idea what I’ve been up to.

Anyhow, seeing as I am not the only person uncomfortable about something, I’m considerably less anxious about an hour later when there are three knocks on my door followed by my name being called. I open the door to a brightly grinning Regina- wearing no lipstick- not red, not purple- nothing but some good ol’ gloss. And I am once again reminded of my perverse escapades. Argh!

“So, Jerald said that he told you about…” she tilts her neck and closes one eye as though waiting for the judgment to fall. I have to laugh.

“I’ve had three days to process it so…” I say to her and her face lights up instantly; her embarrassment forgotten.

“Good, because I’m about to get even more weird!” she walks in past me with her small maroon afro, blue jeans and white camisole. Her dark brown leather sling-bag completes her look and I must say; I like it. A lot! Still, she looks like she’s heading somewhere and the fact that she won’t stick around too long offers a strange bittersweet relief for me. Was I really hoping she’d stay a while?! Why would I?!

I chide myself as I close the door and turn to Regina. She has stopped in her tracks to take in my messy room- the unmade bed, dirty utensils in the sink and the scattered CD’s in front of the TV. Regina has a thing for neatness which thankfully, she can’t use against me since we aren’t close like that.

“Wow! Okay…” she says and whirls around to look at me. “Like I said, I need a huge favor.” She bites her lips and measures her next words, “I need you to take me shopping. Today. Like, right now…” she eyes my faded jeans and tired t-shirt as I stand in the middle of the room and stare back at her blankly. I wait for the bombshell but Regina seems at home leaving it at that.

“Well, that truly is the weirdest thing anyone has ever told me,” I tell her flatly and she rolls her eyes then sits on the edge of my bed.

“Fine! Sex toys. I’m going shopping for sex toys.”

Whoa! Okay tread carefully now. Tread very carefully. The sane voice in my head says.

The hysterical part of me is jumping up and down with excitement! I have always wanted to go window shopping for sex toys. “Window shopping” because I know they are pretty expensive. Now however, Regina is in the picture and since money is never a problem to her, my wicked persona is in a frenzy at all the possibilities this presents!

Oh goodness! Yes! Absolutely yes!

“Wait…what type of toys? No anal shit- am not doing any of that,” I state to an already laughing Regina. Aright, I’m a little confused here and it seems to show on my face.

“No anal shit,” she repeats my statement to me and waits for me to catch up. I’m thinking of a pink vibrator I once saw online. When I shake my head she groans and says again: “Anal? Shit? Anyone home?”

And I’m already grimacing.

“Ew! No!” I exclaim and she nods in agreement

“Ah-huh. No anal. I totally second you there. I mean yish!” she makes a face and I feel even more at home sitting on the carpet facing her.

“So, what type of toys do you have planned?” I raise one brow and smile since I’m already feeling more laid back about this whole arrangement.

She grins and leans both her elbows on her knees as she cups her cheeks.

“I don’t know! I’ve never actually shopped for sex toys!” she laughs and winks at me, “I’m in the mood to be surprised.”

“Are you actually going to buy any?” I enquire and she shrugs.

“I’ve always wanted to own a vibrator!” she smiles, crinkling her face and squirming like a little girl. Honestly, I like this version of Regina I’ve been seeing lately.

And that is why I agree to take a quick shower, throw on my best pair of jeans and wedge heels-, and attempt to look a little rich. I’m not about to step into a sex toy shop looking like a window shopper who really can’t afford shit- which is what I really am but they won’t know that!

And truly, they don’t suspect a thing. The moment Regina and I walk into Secrets, the receptionist stares at us like we are this lesbian royalty out to hand her a magnanimous paycheck. And I don’t know how much Regina has planned to spend but I don’t really care because at this moment, I am literally ogling at the variety of adult toys in front of my eyes, like some sex crazed nympho. If I have to reciprocate Regina’s crush on me right now, I most definitely would, but I will be damned if I don’t get me something out of this freaking awesome place!

….To be continued….  😛

P.S- I really do promise to keep the stories coming much faster- and I know this sounds wrong considering what the story is about so I’ll stop right there! 😀

 

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “THE THREESOME- PART 3

  1. Is it just me ama the year ended like 18 days ago and we are still waiting…sorry i am still waiting
    Anyway who knows maybe the year is yet to end in Masido’s world and a little uncrossing of the heart would do her some good. Hehe

  2. A nice yet unconvincing ending. I like Regina. She already knows she is lesbian and goes to great length to get what she want. The protagonist is unsure whether she wants to shag Regina. Her insecurity drives her to take Regina to sex toys shopping, a Regina she has a crush on, yet can’t openly say and practise it.
    I have carefully read the previous two parts.
    I love the threesome idea. Fresh, exciting, daring. I love how the other characters are somehow powerful than the protagonist – which is also unique.
    All the three parts have a few spelling mistakes.
    All in all, good work!

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